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Month: January 2017

18 y/o FL Woman Drinks 5 Beers at Walmart, Drunkenly Grabs & Squeezes a Paramedic’s Scrotum & is Arrested for Battery on a First Responder ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

January 31, 2017

18 y/o FL Woman reportedly Drinks 5 Beers off of a Walmart’s shelves, Drunkenly Grabs and Squeezes a Paramedic’s Scrotum and is Arrested for Battery on a First Responder Meet 18 y/o Shellby Conder of Summerfield, Florida.  That’s her mug shot below… While at a Walmart in The Villages, FL, Shellby reportedly, and admittedly, drank five (5)…

AZ Couple Wake find an Adult Male Stranger holding their Toddler Daughter in her Bedroom in the Middle of the Night ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

January 30, 2017

Every Parent’s Waking Nightmare:  AZ Couple Wake-up to find an Adult Male Stranger inside of their Apartment and holding their 2 y/o Toddler Daughter in her Bedroom in the Middle of the Night  An unnamed Tempe, AZ couple who reside in the San Sonoma apartment complex with their daughters, the older aged 2 years and…

KY Man who bought used VW at Auction found 3 Kilos of Heroin Secreted under the Passenger Seat leading to Arrest of Prior Owner ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

January 25, 2017

KY Man Buys a used VW at Car Auction, Drives it for a few Weeks until he hears a “strange noise inside the passenger seat”, Investigates, Discovers 3 Kilos ($130,000.00 worth) of Heroin Secreted in Hidden Compartment and turns it over the the Cops, who then locate and Arrest the VW’s prior Owner, a former…

Young PA Couple are Arrested for Animal Cruelty & other Charges after Cops receive a Camera with Bestiality Videos ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

January 24, 2017

A Young PA Couple are Reportedly Arrested for Animal Cruelty and other Charges after a Civilian gives Cops a Camera which reportedly contained 4 Videos of Bestiality involving a Dog and his, er, “Mistress” I preface this blog post with the disclaimer that I was NOT able to verify the accuracy of this “news” story…

Parenting WIN! FL Mom Turns her Teenage Son into Cops after figuring out that he was Burglarizing Neighborhood Cars ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

January 23, 2017

Parenting WIN!  “My son isn’t going to be a statistic”: A FL Mom Turns her Teenage Son into the Cops for Theft and Burglary after finding a Stolen iPhone, Investigating and Figuring out that her Son had been complicit in breaking into 4 neighborhood Cars Meet 37 y/o Lakesha Robinson of Fort Myers, FL.  That’s her…

Alabama Man Conspires with Cops to Conduct a Phony Armed Take-Down so that he can Propose to his Girlfriend ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

January 20, 2017

AL Man Conspires with Local Law Enforcement so that Armed Police Force him to Kneel on the Ground at a Gas Station putting him in the Perfect Position to propose to his Freaked-Out Girlfriend Apparently it’s an epidemic… I recently authored a blog post about a Kansas man who enlisted the help of his girl’s…

Fake Cop FAIL! St. Louis Man Gets Arrested for Impersonating a Law Enforcement Officer after Pulling Over a Real Off-Duty Cop ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

January 19, 2017

Gloom, Despair and Agony on…  a 20 y/o St. Louis Man Driving a Car equipped w/ Police Paraphernalia who pulled over a Real off-duty Cop and got Arrested for Impersonating a Law Enforcement Officer Meet 20 y/o Nicholas Keeton of St. Louis Missouri.  That’s his mug shot below… Nick, like many a douche before him, tricked…

Can a Judge Remove the Balance of Restitution from a Closed Case so I can get Clemency? ~ Best Answer on AVVO ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

January 18, 2017

Q:    Is it possible to have a Judge in Miami Dade County remove a restitution balance from a previous case? Hello, I was placed on probation 10 years ago for 1 year and was told to I needed to pay restitution. At the 8 month mark, a hearing was held to early terminate my probation.…

FL Man uses a Remote Mechanism to Cover his License Plate through Tolls… Directly in front of a State Trooper! ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

January 18, 2017

Cheating & Theft:  A FL driver employs a mechanism to remotely cover his license plate before passing though toll cameras, but this MENSA member did it with a Trooper immediately behind him… Meet 27 y/o Joshua Concepcion West.  That’s him below… What you see to the left of Joshua is his license plate… actually it’s…

First Woman in Allegheny County, PA History Arrested for Child Porn Confesses & claims Possession was a “Coping Mechanism” ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

January 17, 2017

“Cyber-Tip” Leads FBI Task Force to assist in Arrest of First Female in Allegheny County, PA on Child Porn Charges, and she Confesses Citing Possession as a “Coping Mechanism” Meet 28 y/o Kaitlin Plascjak, from Allegheny County, PA.  That’s her below… And here she is in her significantly less glamorous mug shot… Kaitlin was arrested after the FBI…

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