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Month: March 2015

Impaired Scottsdale, AZ Woman Flashes Boobs & Gives Blow Job to Teen at Bar Mitzvah ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

March 31, 2015

Highly Intoxicated Scottsdale, AZ Woman Flashes Boobs & Gives Blow Job at Bar Mitzvah Meet 32 y/o Lindsey Radomski.  That’s her mug shot below. Lindsey was arrested in Scottsdale, AZ on Tuesday, March 24th, 2015 for some highly inappropriate behavior at a Bar Mitzvah (which, in the Jewish religion, marks the ascension to (wo)manhood at age 13)…

St. Thomas University Law Student is Arrested at Ultra for Sale of MDMA ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

March 31, 2015

St. Thomas University Law Student is Arrested at Ultra for Sale of MDMA Meet 24 y/o Hector Acosta, a St. Thomas University Law Student (for the moment).  That’s his booking photo below… Hector, like many others attended the 2015 Ultra Music Festival in the 305 this past weekend. And, like many others, Hector is alleged…

Tampa Mother Wakes in Middle of the Night to find Burglar in Bed with her 10 y/o Son ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

March 30, 2015

Tampa Mother Wakes in Middle of the Night to find Burglar in Bed with her 10 y/o Son Props to the Tampa Police Department for Nabbing 25 y/o Ernest Reed Johnson (mug shot below), an apparently deranged burglar / potential child molester. At approximately 4:00 am on Sunday, March 29th, 2015, Tampa Police were dispatched to a…

NY Teens get Jaywalking Tickets in Hospital ER after being Struck in Street & Suffering Injuries ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

March 30, 2015

NY Teens receive Jaywalking Tickets while in the Hospital ER after being Struck by a Car in the Street & Suffering Injuries Meet 16 y/o Beanca Moise (pictured below)…. and her friend, also 16 y.o Jo-Anna Thiboutot (pictured below)… both of whom were rushed to Kings County Hospital Center on March 14th, 2015, suffering multiple…

There’s Someone for Everyone: Dwarf Bodybuilder Finds Love with 6’3′-tall Transgender FL Woman ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

March 30, 2015

There’s Someone for Everyone: Dwarf Bodybuilder Finds Love with 6’3′-tall Transgender FL Woman Meet Anton Kraft.   That’s him below… Anton is a Dwarf, standing 4’4″, but he is also both a bodybuilder and the only man in the world known to have lifted four (4) times his own body weight.  Anton is therefore, pound-for-pound, the strongest…

New Orleans Saint Brian Dixon Charged on Miami Beach w/ Resisting Arrest ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

March 30, 2015

Another NFL Arrest in FL: NO Saint Brian Dixon Charged with Resisting without Violence for his Belligerence during a Miami Beach Traffic Stop Yet another NFL athlete is arrested.  This time it is the New Orleans Saint’s Brain Dixon, mugshot below …. Dixon was arrested by Officers of the Miami Beach Police Department and charged…

Bank Robbery Epic FAIL! ~ Drunk would-be Bank Robber caught lounging in manager’s office ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

March 28, 2015

Bank Robbery Epic FAIL! ~ Drunk would-be Bank Robber is caught lounging in manager’s office, Tased and charged with petty theft for not paying his cab fare to the bank Meet 47 y/o Stanley Geddie (mug shot below)… Stan has earned his ranks amongst the dumbest would-be bank robbers ever.  (Memo to Stan, next time,…

Ohio Mom Barters her 11 y/o Daughter in 3+ Month-long “Sex for Heroin” Transaction ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

March 27, 2015

Ohio Mom Barters her 11 y/o Daughter in 3+ Month-long “Sex for Heroin” Transaction Meet 30 y/o Cincinnati mom April Cocoron, pictured below…. Actually that is April’s mug shot.  She was arrested on Monday, March 23rd. 2015 on twenty-seven (27) counts, including but not limited to “complicity in rape”, complicity in gross sexual imposition”, “child…

Bank Customer foils Bank Robbery by Detaining Robber at Gunpoint until Cops Arrive ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

March 27, 2015

Bank Customer foils Bank Robbery by Detaining Robber at Gunpoint until Cops Arrive Meet Mark Matchem, a 25 y/o Chicagoan.  That’s him below, posing all bad for the camera… And here’s his booking photo…. (not looking quite so bad as shocked)….  Mark is charged with “robbery by intimidation” (he did not possess or use a…

Police K-9 sniffs out 44 lbs. of crystal meth & is hospitalized from inhaling meth fumes ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

March 27, 2015

Police K-9 sniffs out 44 lbs. of crystal meth & is hospitalized from inhaling meth fumes Meet Barney, an eleven (11) y/o Labrador mix sworn police K-9 Officer.  That’s him below… Barney and his partner / handler (since 2010), Tacoma Police Officer Henry Betts were serving a search warrant on Tuesday, March 24th, 2015, hoping to find…

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