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Month: January 2015

Drunk Man Tasered by Cops & Arrested after being Caught Peeing on Waitress from Key West Nightclub Balcony ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED or **305DUI

January 30, 2015

The amazingly stupid things that drunk folks do… Drunk Man Tasered by Cops & Arrested after being Caught Peeing on Waitress from Key West Nightclub Balcony Meet Orion Jones, aged 20.  Yes, that’s him below…. Orion is not old enough to drink, and he definitely can’t handle his liquor, yet drunk he somehow became in…

If you Plan on Begging the Court for Leniency then it’s a Good Idea NOT to Lie to the Judge. ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 30, 2015

If you Plan on Begging the Court for Leniency then it’s a Good Idea NOT to Lie to the Judge… Meet Jeffrey Klein of Jackson, Michigan.   That’s him below, all 625 lbs of him, with his family…. After a dispute with the Cedar Spring Mobile Estates on August 25th, 2012, Jeff called in a…

Can a Person who is Accused of Domestic Violence Sue his “Victim” for Personal Injuries? ~ AVVO.com Best Answer ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 29, 2015

Q:     I was falsely arrested for domestic battery and my roommates can testify that they heard me say “stop hitting me”.  Can I sue?  There was a heated argument when my ex started swinging at me. I escorted her out the door. She went to the police two days later and I was…

At “Shooters” (not “Hooters”) in Rifle, CO Waitresses Have 3 Proverbial Arms & are Literally Well-Armed ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 29, 2015

Not “Hooters” but “Shooters” ~ An “American Family Style Restaurant” in Rifle, Colorado where the waitress openly carry firearms Meet 28 y/o Lauren Boebert (that’s her below), the owner of Shooters Grill in aptly named Rifle, Colorado, a small town on the western slopes of the Rockies.   Shooters is an “American Family Style Restaurant” which…

Man driving on wrong side of Interstate w/ .313 BAC kills 26 y/o mother of 2 who had just left work as a Fire Dept Dispatcher ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **305DUI or **ARRESTED

January 29, 2015

Wrong-way Interstate driver w/ prior DUI was nearly 4x the legal limit (with BAC of .313) when he killed 26 y/o mother-of-two as she drove home from shift as fire department dispatcher Meet 39 y/o Stephen Martin of Phoenix, AZ.  That’s his mug shot below… Stephen was apprehended by Phoenix cops lying upon the paved…

TX Man is arrested for bragging on Facebook about his 16 arrest warrants, Foiled by Social Media ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 28, 2015

Social Media takes down yet another dumb criminal ~ TX Man is arrested for bragging on Facebook about his 16 arrest warrants Meet 22 y/o Eddie Smith of Mineral Wells, TX (yes, that;’s him below)… Eddie is not the brightest bulb on the tree, but he has just made the top 5… Why?  Forgetting that…

What NOT TO DO when you are taken into custody by police ~ Epic Escape / Fleeing FAIL! ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 28, 2015

What NOT TO DO when you are taken into custody by police, by 27 y/o Roxanne Rimer Say “thank you” to 27 y/o Roxanne Rimer for her selfless sacrifice in demonstrating to you, dear reader, precisely WHAT NOT TO DO when you are taken into custody by police.  Roxanne’s lesson begins with her being arrested…

Unlicensed & High 20 y/o Driver Sentenced to 15 – 40 Years for Double DUI-Manslaughter ~ Get a DD NOT a DUI ~ Call Michael A. Haber @ **305DUI or **ARRESTED

January 27, 2015

Unlicensed & High (on Fentanyl) 20 y/o Driver Sentenced to 15 – 40 Years for Double DUI-Manslaughter and Two (2) additional Assault Charges after Plowing into Bicyclists Meet twenty (20) y/o Darriean Hess.  That’s her in pictures taken off of her Facebook page… She looks very different, in her booking photo… and she presents as…

Grovetown, Georgia Corrections goes “Pretty in Pink”, following Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Maricopa County, Arizona lead ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 27, 2015

Grovetown, Georgia Corrections goes “Pretty in Pink”, following Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Maricopa County, Arizona lead Grovetown, Georgia inmates are beginning to don hot pink uniforms.  From underwear to “prison scrubs”, the traditional bright effeminate color is being forced upon inmates with a duel-pronged plan, to wit: to reduce recidivism (presuming that men who are forced…

Alleged Three (3) Breasted “Tri-Devil” Woman is Arrested in Tampa, Florida for DUI ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **305DUI or **ARRESTED

January 27, 2015

Alleged Three (3) Breasted “Tri-Devil” Woman is Arrested in Tampa, Florida for DUI Alisha Jasmine Hessler, who prefers to be called “Jasmine Tridevil”, was arrested at approximately 3:45 am last night (Monday, January 26th, 2015) for DUI in Tampa, Florida.  She blew .180 and was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail. The booking photo doesn’t…

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